Tuesday, November 6, 2012
The Things Kids Say
Owen: What happens if you are 103 and still in Preschool?
Aiden: They let you go for 3 years and then they pay you to go to First Grade. Here you go, here's 20 bucks go to 1st grade.
Mom: They don't let you go that long.
Aiden: Mom, when's the next time you go to Wal-Mart?
Mom: I don't know. Why?
Aiden: Because I want to get my girlfriend a present.
Mom: What are you going to get her?
Aiden: I don't know -- (hee, hee, hee) a cabbage head.
Mom: A head of cabbage (ha, ha, ha).
Mom: The next time I go to Walmart, I'll pick up your head of cabbage.
Aiden: No, I want it to be a surprise.
Mom: For you or her?
Aiden: For her. I don't want a head of spinach.